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| Tank banging or being a tank banger is the process of smacking oneself in the head with a tank banger. For those of you who live under a shell, a tank banger is a hard nylon ball on a loop of surgical tubing that makes a loud noise when pulled and released against a metal dive cylinder. It is designed to get attention under water. See photo at right. |
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| Step 1: Place tank banger on head |
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| Step 2. Cock tank banger and release! |
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| Step 3. Revive and celebrate the newest tank banger club member! |
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| So how did this insane little club of dweebs come into being? Have you ever been doing something and asked yourself, "I wonder what it feels like if I...". The rest is history. Once having done something so painful and moronic, you feel the need to convince your friends to try it. Soon a club is born. | |
Meet the members of the one and (as far as we know) only, Tank Banger Club. |
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All images portrayed
by an actor age 18 or older... at least physically. |
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